WE HEAR SO MUCH every day about Tayto and Meanies and Rancheros, but what of these silent heroes?

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Pombears, the cheap teddy bear-shaped corn snack that gives and gives, but gets nothing in return. No thanks, no appreciation. Well, we’d like to change that.

Pombears, you’re one of the greats.

Some people might say they’re for children, but they’re wrong

Should we give all novelty crisps to kids? They can’t even appreciate them!

They’re actually a highly sophisticated snack for people with finely-tuned palates

Pombears and hummus is legit.

Just seeing those happy lil’ teddies makes YOU happy

Look at that smile! You shouldn’t deny yourself that.

A multipack never survives in your press for long

There’s no such thing as eating one packet of Pombears and being satisfied. The unfortunate truth.

You regularly think about petitioning them for share-size bags

We need more. Give us more.

Pombears are a great drunk snack AND hangover cure

Multipurpose, just how every product should be.

Even though they scratch your mouth up something fierce

See. They couldn’t be for kids. They’re practically dangerous.

But still, you can’t keep away

Goddamn, you spiky, mild-flavoured, totally addictive teddy bastards. We can’t quit you.

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